Said something stupid? Our advice: duck for cover and hope no one heard you.
At Blend, the consequence is living in infamy over on the @blendquotes Twitter feed. This, my friends, is the best of the stupid things overheard at Blend Interactive Headquarters this past year.
Karla remains ignorant of the most famous rock-and-roll injury of all time.
Meanwhile, Corey waxes poetic on the importance of slow cookers.
Deane questions his apparent lack of friends.
Joe wonders where his backup drive is spending the night.
Josh mixes battery acid with a multivitamin.
Seth: obvious quote is obvious.
Corey throws a PG-13 blanket over a "pick on the content strategist" party.
Tim makes us imagine smells we wish we could forget...
...and then he challenges us to think of something even worse.
Seth makes us realize the nerdiest thing ever: project management methodology jokes.
Karla accuses Marshall of theft...
...and then neatly sums up the entire @blendquotes account.